25 Days of Pride & Prejudice, Day 18: Have A Holly Jolly Darcymass!

On the first day of Christmas, Jane Austen gave to me: A smiling Mr. Darcy!

On the second day of Christmas, Jane Austen gave to me: Two pig ballz! And a smiling Mr. Darcy!

On the third day of Christmas, Jane Austen gave to me: Three annoying sisters! Two pig ballz and a smiling Mr. Darcy!

On the fourth day of Christmas Jane Austen gave to me: Four spasms! Three annoying sisters, two pig ballz and a smiling Mr. Darcy!

On the fifth day of Christmas, Jane Austen gave to me, FIVE BOILED POTATOES! Four spasms, three annoying sisters, two pig ballz and a smiling Mr. Darcy!

On the sixth day of Christmas, Jane Austen gave to me: Six militia men! FIVE BOILED POTATOES! Four spasms, three annoying sisters, two pig ballz and a smiling Mr. Darcy!

On the seventh day of Christmas, Jane Austen gave to me: Seven swings a-spinning! Six militia men, FIVE BOILED POTATOES! Four spasms, three annoying sisters, two pig ballz and a smiling Mr. Darcy!

On the eighth day of Christmas, Jane Austen gave to me: Eight spinsters dancing! Seven swings a-spinning, six militia men, FIVE BOILED POTATOES! Four spasms, three annoying sisters, two pig ballz and a smiling Mr. Darcy!

On the ninth day of Christmas, Jane Austen gave to me: Nine birds a-chirping! Eight spinsters dancing, seven swings a-spinning, six militia men, FIVE BOILED POTATOES! Four spasms, three annoying sisters, two pig ballz and a smiling Mr. Darcy!

On the tenth day of Christmas Jane Austen gave to me: Ten Thousand A Year! Nine birds a-chirping, eight spinsters dancing, seven swings a-spinning, six militia men, FIVE BOILED POTATOES! Four spasms, three annoying sisters, two pig ballz and a smiling Mr. Darcy!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Jane Austen gave to me: Eleven god-awful wigs! Ten thousand a year, nine birds a-chirping, eight spinsters dancing, seven swings a-spinning, six militia men, FIVE BOILED POTATOES! Four spasms, three annoying sisters, two pig ballz and a smiling Mr. Darcy!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Jane Austen gave to me: Twelve scenes of sexual tension! Eleven god-awful wigs, ten thousand a year, nine birds a-chirping, eight spinsters dancing, seven swings a-spinning, six militia men, FIVE BOILED POTATOES! Four spasms, three annoying sisters, two pig ballz and a smiling Mr. Darcy!


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