I’ve had babies on the mind lately, and though I’ve been studiously trying to pour bleach into my eyes in an attempt to wipe the picture of me with a baby from my brain, it’s not working.
So on my 12th watching, (which is just about half-done, thank god!!!) I started to wonder what Lizzy and Darcy’s babies would look like. (Don’t even try to tell me you’ve never thought about it.)
Well let me just say this: Those dumb baby-morphers used to be freaking everywhere (especially on Facebook) and now I couldn’t find anything but two stupidly expensive apps. So for the sake of YOUR AMUSEMENT, I spent a whole FIVE DOLLARS on this article today.
YOU’RE WELCOME.
Please help a gal out and hit that like or follow button and show me it wasn’t all in vain or stupidity.
So five dollars and a WHOLE LOT of regret later, here’s some baby faces for fictional characters according to some overpriced iPhone app:
Honestly that’s not half bad, though anyone who thought Darcy and Lizzy would have ugly kids clearly wasn’t paying attention.
Here’s Bingley and Jane’s:
This brat looks like he’s going to try and push me down the stairs with his tricycle or something.
Here’s Lydia and Wickham’s crotchfruit:
Heaven Sent, my ass. He’s gonna be holding hands with Jane and Bingley’s kid in a hallway, asking me to come play.
And finally, Charlotte and Collins’ unholy spawn:
You really gotta wonder who dropped that poor kid on his head.
Just for shits and giggles, I did Lizzy and Collins together too:
Huh. That kid is actually… not awful? Lizzy MUST have strong genes.
By the way, I highly recommend this app over the other one I bought first which churned out nightmare fuel like this:
Can you guess which demon spawn belongs to which parents? Scroll down to the very bottom for answers.
Have fun sleeping tonight!
Find better articles from when I was less insane, here:
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And now that it’s over, here’s all the rest:
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-Admin R
(Answers: (1) Lizzy/Darcy (2)Jane/Bingley and (3) Charlotte/Collins.)
Comcast cut my line on Tuesday so I was unable to keep up with you this week. OMG!! I am so glad my family is not home this morning to hear me laughing like a crazy person. My sides hurt from reading this! And no, we cannot unsee those gollum babies.
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I was watching the bonus material on the dvd this weekend (yes, you inspired me to watch it…once). They were talking about Darcy and how the actor screen tested – that they knew that for Darcy they didn’t want just a pretty boy, but someone with depth. I think this kind od relates to your post today about looks/genes if the characters got together. Thoroughly enjoying your posts! You can do it!
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How about getting a refund for this nightmarish app? They are so scary, goodness me!
A good thing real babies are not made with apps 😉 And you can have so many combinations coming from the same parents…. and the arrangements of features on a face are not all, the personality shines out, even on a baby’s face. Please banish these horrors from your mind.
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Love what you are doing with this project. I am glad you went with the second app babies.
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I laughed so hard I cried and then kept laughing. Especially at those last three. My fiancé called them “variations on Gollum.”
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LOLOLOL , the crotchfuit is actually adorable. Definitely going to captivate to break hearts- like parents like baby!
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Oh my goodness. Thanks. I haven’t laughed so hard in too long!
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Oh, my! So glad you persisted and went on to a second app to make babies. The ones from your first app look like products of a drug-induced nightmare. Your followers thank you for your dedication to this 25-day project. You rock!
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I literally snorted with laughter when I scrolled down to those nightmare-fuel babies! Thanks for sharing your ordeal!
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