I’ve had babies on the mind lately, and though I’ve been studiously trying to pour bleach into my eyes in an attempt to wipe the picture of me with a baby from my brain, it’s not working.
So on my 12th watching, (which is just about half-done, thank god!!!) I started to wonder what Lizzy and Darcy’s babies would look like. (Don’t even try to tell me you’ve never thought about it.)
Well let me just say this: Those dumb baby-morphers used to be freaking everywhere (especially on Facebook) and now I couldn’t find anything but two stupidly expensive apps. So for the sake of YOUR AMUSEMENT, I spent a whole FIVE DOLLARS on this article today.
Please help a gal out and hit that like or follow button and show me it wasn’t all in vain or stupidity.
So five dollars and a WHOLE LOT of regret later, here’s some baby faces for fictional characters according to some overpriced iPhone app:
Honestly that’s not half bad, though anyone who thought Darcy and Lizzy would have ugly kids clearly wasn’t paying attention.
Here’s Bingley and Jane’s:
This brat looks like he’s going to try and push me down the stairs with his tricycle or something.
Here’s Lydia and Wickham’s crotchfruit:
Heaven Sent, my ass. He’s gonna be holding hands with Jane and Bingley’s kid in a hallway, asking me to come play.
And finally, Charlotte and Collins’ unholy spawn:
You really gotta wonder who dropped that poor kid on his head.
Just for shits and giggles, I did Lizzy and Collins together too:
Huh. That kid is actually… not awful? Lizzy MUST have strong genes.
By the way, I highly recommend this app over the other one I bought first which churned out nightmare fuel like this:
Can you guess which demon spawn belongs to which parents? Scroll down to the very bottom for answers.
Have fun sleeping tonight!
Find better articles from when I was less insane, here:
And now that it’s over, here’s all the rest:
(Answers: (1) Lizzy/Darcy (2)Jane/Bingley and (3) Charlotte/Collins.)