25 Days of Pride & Prejudice, Day 8: Lydia Sucks

People I hate less than Lydia Bennet:

Lady Catherine DeBourgh

Mr. Collins

Mr. Wickham

Mr. Willoughby

Fanny Dashwood

Edmund Bertram

Aunt Norris

Aunt Norris’ shitty lil pug

John Thorpe

Isabella Thorpe

Henry Crawford

Mrs. Elton

Aunt Reed

Emma Woodhouse

Blanche Ingram

St. John Rivers (also he has a stupid name)

Voldemort

Black Jack Rivers

Miss Scatcherd

Mr. Brocklehurst

Estella Havisham

Victor Frankenstein

Angel Clare

Everyone in Wurthering Heights

Almost everyone in Anna Karenina

Dolores Umbridge

That whiny lil bitch Hamlet

That whiny lil bitch Holden Caulfield

Grendel

Grendel’s Mum

Fagin

Nellie Oleson

George Eliot

Aragon after he becomes King of Gondor

Richard III

Ashley Wilkes

Guy Montag

Alec d’Uberville

Napoleon (the pig)

Napoleon (the French guy)

Josie Pye

Snape

People who do 35mph on a freeway on-ramp

Bella Swann

Anastasia Steele

Coworkers who microwave fish in the office kitchen

Nurse Ratched

Lady Macbeth

Miss Trunchbull

Wallis Simpson

Genghis Khan

People I still hate more than Lydia Bennet:

Donald Trump

Nazis

Amy March


(Miss the first week? See them all here:)

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And now that it’s over, here’s all the rest:
Day 9
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Day 14
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Day 17
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– Admin R

26 thoughts on “25 Days of Pride & Prejudice, Day 8: Lydia Sucks

  1. Ha ha, I have worse: the colleague who warms his Munster pie in the microwave ! For those not aware, Munster is a cheese from north-eastern France that is known for being the stinkier cheeses of all (and we have many, I can assure you).
    Lydia is a serious brat and probably missed a lot of disciplinary reinforcement, to put it mildly.

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  2. Um…doesn’t the shitty lil’ pug belong to Lady Bertram?

    I’m totally with you on Aragon after he becomes King of Gondor…

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  3. Can’t tell you how much I’m enjoying this singular journey through 2005’s Pride and Prejudice. Didn’t think it was possible, but I grudgingly agreed with yesterday’s post that perhaps Caroline Bingley isn’t THAT awful after all. Regarding today’s entry, I laughed my way through your extensive list. And thank you so much for hating Donald Trump more than Lydia Bennet. (However, I believe I hate people who do 35 mph on an freeway on-ramp just as much.)

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