It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman must be in want of a drink
Mr. Collins Reacts to Retail Shoppers
If you’ve ever worked retail then you know that people are THE WORST. If you’ve ever worked over the holiday then you know there is no hope for humanity and you’ve put a pox upon a lot of basic bitches’ homes.
Mr. Collins has the smile of man who is forced to say he loves what he’s doing even though deep down he’s dying one greeting at a time and can’t wait to get home to gorge himself on the Godiva and SkinnyGirl Vodka he spent his last paycheck on.